What's the worst vacation you've ever taken?
A holiday's a holiday. Even I'm not one to complain about a holiday.
Who would you most like to be stuck in an elevator with? Least like?
(this presumably isn't a glass lift?)
Most like: the two hot doctors off TV - the "Medicine Men Go Wild". or Louis Theroux. or Big Boy - can't forget to include Big Boy (in case he reads this)
Least like: Any of my fellow commuters. I hate the lot of them.
If you were going to write a book, what would you write about?
I'd write about the experience of writing a book. I'd imagine I'm writing a book - really get myself into that 'place' - and then write from the perspective of someone writing it.
I imagine it'd be a fantastic book, and I'd be writing of course of the experience of writing a fantastic book, imagining how well it would be received my its readers. Which'd be my mum, if I'm lucky. Which I wouldn't be, but I'd imagine, while writing, that I am. Very lucky.
