Why men just don't get it: example number 1,000,001

Extract of a conversation earlier (I'm getting dressed ready for work):

Big Boy: You're bum's looking really good at the moment.  You should see your bum.  It's looking more <cups hands>

Me: Thank you.  More...?

Big Boy: More shapely.  It's got shape now - it sits up there and doesn't just join with your thighs.  You should take a look.

Me: <speechless>

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plubby
Oh dear ...
Pete
So, your bum. We should probably get to rate it too.
Oink
I've only been exercising for two weeks. I imagine that in another couple I'll have to buy special pants to accomodate its anti-gravity effects.
Runnergirl
At least he tried. And I take it the comment was spontaneous too? He should get credit for that.

Currently reading Wendy Holden's "School for Husbands"... it's full of things like that!
Oink
Oh he does get credit (and yes it was spontaneous), bless him. There are far too many hurdles for these men to jump!
Riss
What the guy says: You're hot! Look at that amazing arse! I'd like to...
What he thinks we hear: You're hot! Look at that amazing arse! I'd like to...
What we hear: Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt. It is soo big. She must be one of those rapper's girlfriends...

Poor boys. They never win!
Purplesque
[this is good]
Ha Ha..I can Totally see my hubby saying something like that!

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