Three hot and interesting new points

1. I fit back into my 'thin skirt' but don't like it any more.  This, of course, presents me with a dilemma: how to inspire myself to shrink further.

2. I went jogging on Thursday and have only just recovered.   
3. A new teapot made me constipated.  
4. My mojo's gone again.


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fox in the snow
I will regret asking this, but I would like to hear more about (3).
Oink
It's a purple clay teapot from China - supposed to be a really good way of preparing fine tea. I got it on Thursday and the first question Big Boy and I asked eachother is 'is it painted inside?', which it's not supposed to be. We drank from it on Thursday and Friday and by Friday I was really asking myself whether it was making me feel dodgy. I forgot about it last night until I tried to go to the toilet after not having managed to go since Friday ... Gosh it hurt.
Lucy
I too want to know more about the third point.
Luda

Evil teapot.

I sympathise hugely with no.2 - this is why I only go jogging about 4 times a year - takes me a few months to recover and forget how much I hate it before I try again. This is a cycle that needs breaking.

Pete
I am also sympathising with #2 - I played Touch Football for the first time in months yesterday, came off the field saying "Yeah, that's right I'm back and fitter than ever!" Woke up this morning feeling that walking is beyond me and struggling to move my legs. Ouch.
Oink
Do you find yourself groaning like an old man when you sit down? I've said it plenty of times: exercise is BAD! I'll go again some time this week if the weather picks up.
fox in the snow
What is Touch Football, please? I used to be forced to play Touch Rugby at school.
Pete
Oink, you're so right, it's just wrong SUPER BAD!! I keep trying to move, then sighing and wincing a bit. My shoulder is sore too from all the throwing. Maybe I am getting old.

If you do it every week though, you'll probably get used to it, I usually do in the summer.
Pete
Fox, think touch Rugby, only it's American Football so you have a quarterback and try long forward passes instead of lots of short backwards ones. (And people run at you really fast, but I think they do that in Rugby too)
fox in the snow
Oh right. That's less homoerotic than I was hoping.
Lucy
The word 'touch' is misleading.
Pete
Ah, I see, sorry to disappoint you there girls. I can see why the title might make you think of some ancient greek sport played by semi-clothed Adonisses (Adonisi?).
Oink
Not even semi-clothed? Pick a new sport, please.
cha0tic
You should rent that teapot out to people with the shits. (Sorry about the terminology. I can't spell the word beginning with D that means the shits.)

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