Cravings

This evening I made the mistake of going clothes shopping when I'm half way through my diet.   Not only did I not find anything (there's no point in splashing out as I'm going to lose another stone, so I went to Next which was absolutely rubbish) but I came back feeling lumpier and bumpier than ever.  I only just squeezed into my 'new dress size'.  How can my mirrors make me look good, and why can't they be exported to the high street?  

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porkette
Bah - a pox on high street mirrors. I am quite convinced that many of them are magnified -
Jando
I heard tell that the mirrors and the lighting in Gap are engineered to flatter you so you end up buying the clothes.
Olivia Joules
they have to be magnifying or else how would they be so good for spot-picking and other such activities?
Oink
I certainly spot-picked my podgy thighs. I'll bet there's a business opportunity in hiring out 'honest' mirrors to shoppers...

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